Sally's temp

And we need to know this why

😭

I need to keep u entertained

I am not very entertained

Yk what would rly keep u entertained? A job

I have one

Ask for more hours

i did and my boss said no

I think I know why

why

Try again

tf u mean "living being"?

It bit me

if it start to get numb wherever it bit you, AMPUTATE

No I'm frothing at the mouth

its too late then
you got a week to live
the symptoms with only get worse

Good

Dude he make that one Pokémon from Pokémon scarlet and violet bro?!

Lmao

Did he make this mf?!

Awww

It plagiarized an entire town

Oh damn

okay and

And I'm crying

It’s okay vro, it still tastes good right

No 💔

Tell me EXACTLY how he made it.

I wish I could give u the recipe but I fear he freestyled 💔

I am going to make a Mochi monster, and feed my family to it, then teach it every slur there is, then release it in the city.

I'm sure law enforcement loves u

I'm still glad nobody called the police on me the time i chased someone with a branch after he rode his bike in front of my car on my way to church and stopped us from moving forward ON PURPOSE and laughed while doing so. (Yes, that is a true story)

On ur way to where

Church.