Happens all the time

Yeah then you gotta fit it back in there and screw it back on

Like you put the screwdriver up the urethra n shit, embarrassing asf

Yeah and then there's the whole process of taking the screwdriver out of your ass

And when it’s in a public bathroom you don’t have the materials to reinsert so you just have your dihh in your pockets, and when you pull your phone out it falls out and now your dick is on the sidewalk

And when you get a boner without it being attached your foreskin just waves around like those flailing noodle guys

And that one opp picks it up and runs off so you lwk gotta tell the police he stole your dick, and it turns out he has a history and they find a chest full of dicks, and you grab a random one from there and you have to live knowing somebody else has your dick now

And it turns out your new dih has a UTI so when you get splashback it burns a hole in ur pants so u gotta change

yeah but what if it's 12 inches? pulling real baddies with that fr

And you realize that since we live in a world where we can swap out dicks you start a movement to have scientists create a bunch of biotic dicks using genetic sampling and create thousands of dick changing stations across the world so you can swap out infected ones for clean ones

And you use the proceeds from this technology to buy yourself a diamond encrusted gold-plated ribbed for her pleasure dih with a built in vibrator

But she overuses the vibrator and her uterus spills inside out, which is a whole other issue nobody addresses because men have more rights

Yeah because that's entirely her fault and it's a very expensive procedure to fix so she should be more careful

what the f**k

Did you not know that?

uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm?

Were you asleep in biology class

i was too busy staring at the old huzz smh

ts not tuff

ik :(

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I'm so funny

EWEEWEWEWEWWWW

wait huh?????

WHAT THE F**K
THIS WAS NOT IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS

Uh

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guh?