That’s probably the most convincing reason to be Christian I’ve ever seen

real

Yes yes

reminds me why I'm christian

Shoulda been "luci" or "lucifer" instead of satan

Luci does not sound like a guy.

Luci, as in, the female counterpart to this. Yk, so its not so obvious

Ah, gotcha. (👃)

he didn't like it

Lmao

Hey, it makes sense for Satan to not recommend it because he wants more slaves in hell

Breaking News, Local imgflip user understands a joke without needing to read any parentheses that explain it

Fr

🔘🔘🔘🔘⭐ One Star, Song of Solomon jumpscared me would not recommend

LMAO

Most predictable 0 stars lol

LMFAOO

now that is good christian marketing

“The UI is buggy”

😭😭

Nah. That's way too polite to be him.