REWRITE what happened

“Hey your finally awake”

You were caught trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

DAMN you storm cloaks, Skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazym If it wasn't for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half-way to Hammerfell!

we're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief

Shut up back there!

What's wrong with him? Huh?

Watch your tongue

You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.

Ulfri? The Yarl Winhelm. You're the leader of the rebellion ...

Yo guys I got rewrite walking on my taskbar rn and when he saw this meme he did not stop staring.

"Oh, he woke up."

(To the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire) Red light green light, dalgona, even tug of war. Glass bridge challenge, that's all I know so far.