i sat here for like 7 minutes until dying

Bro has duck life space bookmarked.

I haven't played that one yet. But when i was much younger i played duck life 1, 2, 3, 4, treasure hunt, and somewhat more recently i played battle.

Those games really smacked back in the windows xp and windows 7 days.

duck life was peak

Duck life 4 was my favorite.

I remember playing it on my mom's Windows XP computer, and me and my sibling would just grind the shit out of it until we are max level with our skills, then we would do the races.