I had a pet lizard named George
He was cool, but he made me really bored
So I gave him to my mom and she loves him very much
Because animals are better than people
They try to cancel me, cancel me
Bother me, bother me
Stop bothering me, I don't even like my job
Karens, shut the f**k up
Vegans, shut the f**k up
Babies, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
Putin, shut the f**k up
War, shut the f**k up
Dinosaurs, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
Traffic, shut the f**k up
People, shut the f**k up
Groceries, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
My therapist says I need help
'Cause my best friend is an elf on the shelf
He's got dietary needs, and he scares me when I sleep
That's why Amazon should be illegal
They try to cancel me, cancel me
Bother me, bother me
Stop bothering me, I am working really hard
DJs, shut the f**k up
Paintings, shut the f**k up
Taxes, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
Email, shut the f**k up
French people, shut ze f**k up
New years, shut the f**k up
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
Molecules, shut the f**k up
Golf, shut the f**k up
Bulldogs, just kidding, I love you
Everyone needs to shut the f**k up
Okay, time for the PSA
Dogs are good
People are bad
Dogs good, people bad
I said, dogs good, people bad
Shut your mouth, don't be mad
It's the truth
