Gojistudios Kaiju No.8 Temp

incident that sent 60 people to the hospital
and someone picking a fight with the guy with an ankle monitor

someone got caught jerking it in the bathrooms and allegedly half pissed half nutted directly on the teacher as a kneejerk response and then got expelled

NAHHHHHH

i saw ppl comparing dick sizes while i ws in 2nd grade (i was in California)

it keeps me up at night

and im being deadass

i wish i wasnt

I remember one story where a bunch of 8th graders started to jork it in the school bathrooms and got the pipes clogged because of their nut juice

its always the 8th graders

Somebody stole an entire fuсking sink from the restroom and actually took home somehow

I heard about a trend like that

when i almost got expelled for trying to bypass everything by installing debian on the school chromebooks

That’s crazy

i almost got away with it

Lmao

based
you could've installed arch, gentoo, or whatever else
but instead you installed the based debian

that was the only option

They found an elephant skeleton in the rafters above the theater

No one knows how it got there

What…

I’m being deadass

Unfortunately

Is there photos or news about this?

Idk

I never watch the news, but there is most likely photos somewhere

Ah

a fat guy tried to sit on a urinal, broke it and got several cuts in his buttocks

Lmao

I railed my classmate
(I'm homeschooled)

Deadass stories