My hear me out list so far

You would've commented "ZAMN!" if the thing was all women instead

Why is there f**king Minecraft Steve 😭

Why do you want rectangular cock

Why TF not

I'm sorry but wtf
the only one I'm hearing you on is Denji

People have heard me out on this dude (his name is kale btw)

hell no
Denji makes WAY more sense (manmade horrors beyond human comprehension and almost any twisted or gory entity that has the capability to tear me limb from limb or cut me into tiny meat cubes🤤)

Mfs will hear others out on the worst characters imaginable but not normal mfs

yep
Cthulu? f**k yeah
Mimic? (not FNAF, literally any other one tho) f**k yeah
Wendigo? (THE HUMAN KIND, I'M NOT F**KING A DEER) depends on the situation but maybe
Ominous floating obsidian sphere that makes my vision weird when I look at it and is emitting a quiet whispering noise that gets louder the closer you are? YOU CAN'T F**KIN RESTRAIN ME

Conventionally attractive person? Ew boring, f**k no

what?

mf you said hea me out to f**king Minecraft Steve, you cannot be talking

Bro I mean c'mon LOOK AT THIS

More reasonable than Mr. Game and Watch ig but still shit
Now if we're saying hear me out to minecraft shit, how about the Cave Dweller?

WHAAAAAT

bro calm down it's not even that crazy

WHAT?

shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin like nananana everyday like my eyeballs stuck on replay

What?

I'm at a payphone trying to call home all of my change I've spent on you where have the times gone

Guess who?

I do agree with you on two of these though

Which ones

Guess

Mark and scout?

Scout is one of them, so please guess the other one

Tenna

No

Ok who

Demoman

Ok W

Thank you, I agree, and I will give you a W as well

I also think that the other mercenaries look fine as well (except for Pyro, I just think that Pyro is adorable)

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