Encountered one a few weeks ago. The closest to death I've been in a long time.

*The watercooler shows no mercy.
Buble

Buble

lmao

Anyways
I drilled the watercooler with my drill-

i'm fine i eated the watercooler
i also got this for you
*You got WatercoolerBlood

I also got this for ya
*You got Watercooler's system shard

a watercooler tribe captures both of us

I BRUHified the watercooler tribe

i eated the bruhified watercoolers

Noice

anyways i'm gonna eated the fraud byeeeeeeeeee

byeeeeeeeeeeeee

-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee WAIT WHAT THE FU- AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*gets ran over by flare*

I also ran over system

DRIVING IN MY TRUCK
RIGHT AFTER A SODA
HEY THAT DUMP IS SHAPED LIKE SYSTEM
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU FLY?
I'LL DRIVE A THOUSAND MILES
IN AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
I'M FILLED UP WITH YOW
IMMA GET YOUR PESSIMISM ASS
PULVERIZE THIS F**K
WITH MY "M-C" TRUCK
IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

*System will remember that.

I have a befriended watercooler in my house =)

tf

His name is elbub, and he's our security officer

his stats:
HP: 120,000,000,000,000,000
ATK: 420,000,000,000
DEF: 69,696,969,696,969,696

Borusel: Dang, I might need SSR4 for this one

Ue

skull

lmao