Basically the opposite of "choose a superpower but get a side effect"

everyone but you will die in 1 hour

People realize this and the CIA guides you to a secret life simulation room where you can live out any life or fantasy you want, without realizing it’s just a simulation. When you die you get to choose your next one. The machine has tons of batteries so it will be thousands of these simulations until you live out your Final Fantasy *loud applause*

excellent idea

Tongue grows hair and you gotta shave it or wax it and stuff

tongue doesn't feel pain

living as a forsaken character

you get to delete forsaken

oh i meant like
you get sent to a liminal space where you have to escape terrifying killers over and over

tank

forsaken but you have a tank and you can kick ass

if they added like
ult abilities
i feel like guest's would be that or a gun

grenade

true

Once a year, at random, you will shit your pants. This only happens when pants are on and is much more likely to happen in public

shit eating pants

Okay but this isn’t a happy plot twist it just nullifies what I did this isn’t like creative or anything

uh...
shitting your pants becomes normal for everyone

Okay that just makes it worse

I'm not good at this stuff

You immediately die when you breathe oxygen

Not only do you receive treatment for a tank that lets you breath a healthy mix of non oxygen gases, you’re donated an entire mansion filled with that same mixture, so as long as you stay there you’re fine.

fire

you don't need to breathe to live

You're not on a carbon based planet

depression

Anti-depressants are 1000x more powerful and make you feel amazing

I need that stuff in life
I feel awful

Tjerapy