Chuck Norris With Guns

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Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet
Lost_in_the_woods
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Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer,

To bad he’s never cried
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lol
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Chuck Norris had a newspaper route.

There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego and it broke
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he can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Lost_in_the_woods
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Dang man I did one and you gave it all. Nice! lol
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thanks
Fellow-memer
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Chuck Norris can count to infinity twice.
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These aren't not jokes. these are facts
Fellow-memer
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Oh, I know. 😎😎😎
me_is_gusta
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chuck Norris was bitten by a highly venomous snake. after 7 days of excruciating pain, the snake died

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CHUCK NORRIS ONCE ROUNDED UP EVERY AMERICAN THAT WANTED FREE HEALTHCARE AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKED THEM 1000 MILES NORTH; THE SURVIVORS FOUNDED A COUNTRY WE KNOW TODAY AS “CANADA”