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Also why do you look like the engineers from Prometheus?

It seems like I struck a nerve with you. Bit of advice, son: if you're going to take the internet seriously then best log off and go do something else.
When you go about provoking folk you'll get pushback. Just don't act like a twat and life will be much easier for you.

As my grannie used to say: "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

I'm a fully grown adult who works a full time job along with plenty of other responsibilities. I can do as I please.
The important distinction between us is that I do this as a wee bit of fun. You are not able or mature enough to be on here if you're going to get genuinely upset.
Go ahead and log off, kid. I'm not going to engage you in banter that you lack the spine to take on the chin with the understanding that I'm just being a bit of an arse for a laugh.
I'm also not engaging you in a serious discussion if you're going to be intolerant and dismissive. I've given you an explanation already that you were already underserving of. If you don't like that, tough.

If you can't tell that I act up and play characters for my own entertainment and struggle to detect my satirical skits then that's YOUR fault.
As much as you seem to take offence to a random person on the internet you miss all my irony and self-digs at my own flaws for a laugh.

As for now I'm done engaging with you as I find you honestly very boring and not worth trolling. But my friendly advice as an adult to you is stay off of social media if you're going to get riled up by the things you see on there.
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Log off the computer now, kid. You're embarrassing yourself.

Toddler throwing a temper tantrum and chucking his dummy out the pram again.
By all means stay in a cream puff all you like. Absolute fud 😂

Shut it yer da indicates on bendy roads.

You became fun to troll again all of a sudden. But It's 2:23AM for me rn so I'll have to make this banter short like the distance between your eyes.

Away and take your face for a shite.

Would make absolutely no difference. It rains when the gods need to make it rain. It's all part of the natural process where all things are connected and live in harmony to allow life on our planet. Both on the planet and the situation in the wider cosmos.

Aren't the gods wonderful for what they've given us? We could have just as easily never existed and out planet remained overrun with lava, tornadoes and ash like it was 4 billion years ago.
Thankfully Zeus defeated the titans and brought order to the earth. Praise be to the all father.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRqDsDPyIFA