“Okay so the first night is never usually that bad so i’ll just-“

"Son, why are you masturbating to pyro inflation again"

“AAAAFHAAA!!!! WHAT THE FUUHCK!!!!”

I’ve practiced
(Brother in room, door open 24/7)
I can easily dodge the animatronics (my parents)

You've gooned with your bother in your room?

He never leaves and everywhere else isn’t a good place either
(He never pays attention so I can hide it easily)

The day he finds out is gonna be awful

Fr 💔
Good thing I have a blanket ig

You ain't ready for when I walk in

Oh, I’m ready darlin’

Dude......I would do what that goblin did to me

Huh.

Basically.....a goblin stole my balls

D:

They are about to get a visit from me

"Son, what is 'Furry Inflation'?"