Curiousity killed the cat…

what does the blue button do tho?

It makes you gay. So don't press it

I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die. so many-

*record scratch
*Pause frame
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here

F**K I remember it's from a movie BUT WHAT MOVIE

Sonic movie I think

gee, I wonder what happens when I press this mysterious red button labeled "do not press"

I also really struggle to hold back the urge to put my hand in the 175-ton mechanical press

...and it always happens to be a button that nukes the earth 😔

The question shifts from “why did you press it?” to “WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!”

Exactly 😆💯