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what i said to dea

Porn is nasty asf because none of that shit is how you do it

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Porn is like entirely inaccurate to how people actually have sex or anything

Before you ask how I know

1: I had a very in-depth health teacher

2: I know how porn looks because at one of my friend’s birthday parties for some reason someone was scrolling pornhub on his computer as like a prank I guess but this friend is an A-tier gooner so he didn’t care

bro we need to talk about your health teacher

She’s not like a groomer

She just knows teenagers and covered all the common misconceptions

The worst thing she did was the std slideshow holy shit I can never unsee that

HOLY F**KING SHIT

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what i said to dea

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long story short.
I have a uhhhh
particular friend group
that acts disgusted by nsfw and ends up enjoying it or being weird
and not just my friend group ofc I dont judge based off that
I've seen multiple occasions that
but anyway, im saying that people pretend but like its a guilty pleasure for some ppl and that's bad

oh ok

Ewuwwwugh

how i stare at that one friend who acts disgusted by gooner slop and proceeds to be one

Sad

dont you think it's disappointing that people do ts

It definitely is. The least they can do is stay true to themself