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God- 0 Allah- 1 #FlawlessVictory | @darking2jarlie; My prophet can walk on water and make the dead ones alive. Our prophet can make living ones dead. | image tagged in christianity,islam,jesus,allahu akbar | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
237 views 14 upvotes Made by St.Sarcasmus_Evil_Fascist 2 weeks ago in Dark_humour
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1 up, 1d,
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Jokes aside, Jesus was based asf even from an atheistic pov
1 up, 12h,
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As an atheist I can confirm
0 ups, 12h
Jesus did so many good things fr
1 up, 1d,
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Nah Moses much cooler.
0 ups, 1d,
1 reply
Moses was based, but Jesus literally helped people and preached amazing messages his entire life
0 ups, 1d,
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Helping? Preaching? That's the lame part. Wine bending. Now that's legit stuff.
0 ups, 1d,
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Jesus was a legendary person fr, wholesome prophet helping people
0 ups, 1d,
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and so was Muhammad... y'all love cherrypicking when it comes to hating
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2 ups, 20h,
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2 ups, 13h,
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wait muhammad is a pedo????
1 up, 13h
no. that, as I said, is a lie made up to turn people against Islam
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1 up, 16h,
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1 up, 15h,
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He probably is as we speak
1 up, 15h,
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Heck yeah
1 up, 14h
*Hell yeah, quite literally
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0 ups, 13h,
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0 ups, 13h,
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1 up, 13h,
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Lol what, I’m calling bullshit on your first point, Christianity is very against sexual immorality.
1 up, 12h
I’m talking about Islam, not Christianity. Christianity has some f**ked up sects, but normal Christians are morally all right.
1 up, 13h
murder is prohibited in Islam, we aren't supposed to kill anyone outside of wars or punishment. raping is also strongly condemned. your knowledge about Islam wrong, have a bit of basic human decency and stop believing into lies made up just to hate a group of people
1 up, 21h,
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Oh yes! Warlord emperors are so f**king wholesome
0 ups, 20h,
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Good point bro
1 up, 12h,
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your "knowing more" is not true. I literally just explained that the part about Islam supporting rape or murder isn't true. but you're immune to truth just because it doesn't let you hate? tell me the things about Islam that made you turn against it and I'll tell you why it isn't true, maybe that way you'll be a decent human being.
we can carry it to memechat if you want
0 ups, 12h,
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Again, the ‘morality’ laws only apply to fellow Muslims. So in other words, it’s worthless.
0 ups, 12h
no, you're wrong. we are supposed to be that way to everyone, not only fellow Muslims. what you said isn't true, feel free to search it up and fact check
0 ups, 13h,
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you both have a very wrong perception of Islam and Muslims. we are not nearly as bad as you think, but your whole knowledge about us comes from propaganda against Muslims and not actual info
0 ups, 13h,
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Broski, I have barely seen any propaganda about Muslims
0 ups, 13h,
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Islam isn't nearly as bad as you think, the way you think it is basically propaganda. do you realize that it's really c**t behavior to hate a big group of people because of stupid lies?
2 ups, 12h
I’ve actually gotten info from insiders, it’s not like I’m basing my whole opinion on 9/11 jokes. I used to respect Islam until I knew more about it. Who’s being a c**t here? It’s not me.
1 up, 12h
i never said anything directly indicating hatred of muslims as a whole, i stated my hatred of muhammad in particular
0 ups, 8h
And yet you keep reciting it
0 ups, 12h,
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no, where did you even get that? they're wrong when they're done to anybody, not just fellow Muslims. there are nearly 2 billion Muslims in the world and a small amount of them are bad like you think – those are barely Muslims. vast majority of us live in peace. if what you said was true, killings or rape done by Muslims would be significantly more common, like thousands of times more common.
I should be the next Muslim that you know isn't bad.
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0 ups, 12h,
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1 up, 12h,
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word? your entire knowledge of Islam is based on dark humor memes and how people describe the religion to make it look bad. I tried to have a nice conversation to change your view, but you insist on hating. I do understand that it's hard to change such opinion suddenly, but you still gotta accept that Muslims are slightly better than you thought before we had this conversation.
I have always been taught to not rape/murder/hate anyone, whether they're a Muslim or not, but by your logic I must have.
1 up, 3h
My ancestors were slaughtered like animals under Mohamed's direct orders. Don't give me this "religion of peace" bullshit. And before you mention the crusades, those were ordered by the pope, NOT Jesus Christ!
0 ups, 8h
How about not being straight up islamophobic and fact checking before spreading misinformation?
0 ups, 12h,
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Dude, your username is ‘goonerism’ don’t act like a genius.
0 ups, 12h,
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I'm not acting like a genius, I'm just trying to make it so you understand that we are not as bad as you think, and if I (hopefully) succeded to make you realize we are even slightly better now, that makes me happy.
and for my username, it's just a parody of tame impala's "Lonerism" album title, nothing that reflects who I am
0 ups, 9h
Ah, I see. Still, you’re being lied to.
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1 up, 13h,
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0 ups, 11h
You're welcome! #HeilSatan
0 ups, 4h
wahr
0 ups, 16h,
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allah literally means god. the muslims simply have a slightly distorted view of him
1 up, 13h,
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‘Slightly’?! That’s putting it mildly, 007!
1 up, 13h,
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I either am too mild or too harsh.
1 up, 12h,
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Far too mild, look up how old Muhammad’s youngest wife was
2 ups, 12h,
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i searched it up it siad 6 years old, bro is litterally a pedo
2 ups, 12h,
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also my reaction to this search:
0 ups, 12h
no shoot muhammad's dick
0 ups, 12h
Wdym
1 up, 12h,
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6?! I though it was 9, which was bad enough!!!
1 up, 12h,
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anyone who makes a person marry at that age deserves death by brazen bull. or worse.
1 up, 12h,
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How about some of the Medieval/Elizabethan executions from England?
1 up, 12h,
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1 up, 12h,
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If I were the judge, I’d suggest something similar to William Wallace’s (unjust) execution, but this one would be justified by the laws of Medieval/Elizabethan England
1 up, 12h
mmmm. havet heard of that one
0 ups, 12h
dont call him bro, call him shitsoul.
1 up, 12h,
2 replies
six years old... would have killed that man myself if i had the chance.
2 ups, 12h,
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if i was his wife i would kill myself
2 ups, 12h
Fr, poor kid
0 ups, 12h
if i was his wife, i would wish the staryotype of muslims always having a bomb was true so i could kill him too
1 up, 12h,
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I know right… well, he’s in hell now, so I suppose he’s in the deepest part of it
2 ups, 12h,
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naw he in the suns center
0 ups, 12h
Good point, unless the deepest pit of hell is somehow worse
0 ups, 3h
Ba'al means "god" too
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