The Blue

Me who doesn't speak slang past 2024:

Oh my God you're such a cool ass guy

In my opinion slang = laziness to TYPE

Omg you're such a chad
I'm so flattered

The sarcasm
Speak like a human to a human mah

You should've guessed it in the first comment
Stfu you ain't tuff lil bro 😭🙏🏻
Not knowing a slang is ok but saying that you think it is laziness
Grow tf up kid

Now fully type all of the words you shortened :D

Call me lazy but I don't have time to waste typing all of the words Fully you might have alot free time good for you

I don't I just type fast

And I don't put unnecessary images in texts

I type with my dih

I don't think it's the thing you should be proud of but good for you I guess:/

Translation:

When gang says that he's not gonna hop on the game because he's "employed"

Are you for real bruh this shit pisses me off so much like you're not Shakespeare gang, shut your bitch ass up bruh like on some real shit this shit makes me mad as fuсk to be honest with you

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
- George Orwell

i can read this am i gonna die tomorrow

You'll live just 1 more day

is it bad that i know all these slangs

Idk I should probably be worried because I don't know most of them

Yes

What does osrs mean I'm tryna make a translation but I don't know

Best conclusion I came up with is "on serious" lmao

Ong srs

So "osrs" means "on god seriously"

No that's my reaction

So then wtf does osrs mean a lot of sources ive seen say "on some real shit"

Yea it is