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"Who's to blame? Know this: that's the
word choice of losers. Let me explain
one thing about Texas... and that is...
Texas, every square inch of our state
cares about football. You could be in Hunt,
Texas, Huntsville, Texas, Houston, Texas,
any size community that care about football,
high school, Friday Night Lights, college
football or pro and know this: every football
team makes mistakes. The losing teams are
the ones that try to point out who's to blame."; -Governor Greg "Hotwheels" Abbot on
recent flooding deaths, onion-on-my-belt
deflecting, denigrating anyone who dares
search for accountability, accidentally(?)
handing out a mouthful of political bloody
chiclets to a certain orange, it's-always-
someone-else's-fault whiny li'l byotch,
likely having a fingers-crossed-no-follow-
up-questions moment, hoping no-one will
think about the fact that winning teams
find who's to blame so they can be fired,
replaced with someone who isn't a liability.