You talk about nukes? Cute. We invented them. You followed.
You mention Afghanistan? We pulled out after 20 years. You got kicked out twice by farmers with Lee-Enfields and sandals.
You want to brag about fighting back? Last time y’all tried that in 1776, we sent redcoats packing and turned colonies into the biggest superpower in history. We even saved your butts in two world wars... without us, you'd be speaking German with afternoon tea.
Let’s not forget:
1812 – You tried to burn Washington? We torched York (now Toronto).
WWII – You were rationing tea while we were mass-producing tanks.
Cold War – We held the line, built the nukes, landed on the Moon, and crushed the Soviets. You just rode shotgun.
You boast like it’s 1890. It’s 2025. Your navy’s a museum. Your monarchy is a tourist attraction. And your empire? That’s a footnote in our textbooks.
So yeah, bring all your vinegar and sarcasm. But remember: we’re the reason English is spoken in tech, finance, media, and global power plays.
Nos cubre la Santa Muerte. Nos protege la pólvora. Nos sigue el fuego.
Larga vida a America.