As an aperture laboratories employee I can confirm that we get suffocated with deadly neurotoxins on a daily basis

As a Mann Co worker, I can assure you we look like that, as we work out before we get in fights.

As a black mesa scientist, I can confirm that that f**kass Gordon freeman f**ks with the microwave on a daily basis.

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As a Black Mesa employee, I hate it whenever I predict something terrible happening, saod prediction gets ignored, and it turns out to be true.