Kill gooners. Behead gooners. Roundhouse kick a gooner into the concrete. Slam dunk a gooner into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gooners. Defecate in a gooner's food. Launch gooners into the sun. Stir fry gooners in a wok. Toss gooners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a gooner's gas tank. Judo throw gooners into a wood chipper. Twist gooner's heads off. Report gooners to the IRS. Karate chop gooners in half. Curb stomp gooners. Trap gooners in quicksand. Crush gooners in the trash compactor. Liquefy gooners in a vat of acid. Eat gooners. Dissect gooners. Exterminate gooners in the gas chamber. Stomp gooner skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gooners in the oven. Lobotomize gooners. Mandatory abortions for gooners. Grind gooner fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown gooners in fried chicken grease. Vaporize gooners with a ray gun. Kick old gooners down the stairs. Feed gooners to alligators. Slice gooners with a katana.