Attack Of The Clones

Allahu akbar, brother. Inshallah the kafirs will see the truth soon enough.

Don't worry, ya akhi: the flag of Islam will rise over the White House this time next year, inshallah. Sssshhh. And the conquest will finally be complete, Al-hamdu lillah.

Thanks to those gullible leftwing useful idiots hehehe.

But don't tell anyone, okay? Shukran, ya habibi.

What?

Mashallah, brother. You are so misguided. Astaghfirullah.

I'm just saying that people are talking shit about Muslims. Trump club thinks they're all terrorists and criminals with machetes or something, ignoring the fact their own sacred text is possibly the most violent and disturbingly immoral "sacred" text in the history of earth and we just let that slide. But that's fine.

Not that they've ever read it anyway or have even been to church in the last year, or know the first thing about their purported religion, or could even quote John 3:16 or the Lord's Prayer by heart, or know literally jack f**king shit about Christianity other than the bigoted culty political version they've latched onto, but hey, details.

Details, habibi.

Are you muslim?

No, habibi. I'm an atheist/kafir (astaghfirullah) and I don't plan on changing that any time this millennium, sorry. Been there, done that, al-hamdu lillah. You won't convert me to Christianity, Judaism or Islam in this lifetime, I'm afraid. Or even if you had 10 lifetimes. Not gonna happen, so don't even try, inshallah.

Do I sound like a Muslim?

I see people here post absolute and utter bullshit about Islam and Muslims that also verges on actual racism, and I care about the truth.

So I reject that because I care about both human values and the truth. That's it.

I'm not an apologist for Islam at all and couldn't care less if Islam disappeared and I know I'm going to Hell (or multiple Hells) anyway. I just can't stand to see Trump supporters spout utter unhinged nonsense about Islam and Muslims. So here I am. Does that answer your question, ya habibi?

I am an Atheist too

Well, praise the Lord, hallelujah and al-hamdu lillah, brother!

Oh wait. I mean see you in hell or something. 🤔