they have witnessed wonders beyond our comprehension

Ik Eggy and Peyton split up after she forgot him, but that doesn't change what he witnessed (/hj)

Are you in the spamming mood?

No

The wat

SAP is Data's boyfriend

Eggyhead was Peyton's husband

Oh i get it

Technically SAP hasn't seen it yet

They're waiting until after marriage

Didn't they straight up have wireless sex once

Wdym

I'm pretty sure you said that in an rp

Oh wait I just remembered a different thing

SAP was confused about how AI + robot sex would work but then Data pointed out she's also an AI but she just inhabits a physical body, so they could do it in the digital realm

They didn't actually do it tho

PRETTY SURE she said they tried it once...

Nope

Data is still canonically a virgin (somehow)

I mean maybe she said it in a meme but in that case it wouldn't be canon

Closest thing to that is when Data connected SAP to her systems to fix a bug

Basically every year on his birthday one of sap's emotions is HEAVILY amplified by a bug from when he was created, and one year the amplified emotion was horniness

So he was gonna lock himself in his room for the Day but Data thought of a quick fix. She can't manipulate sap's systems because they're too complicated, but she can manipulate her own, so using the only solid hologram she's ever made that works properly she connected SAP to her systems to dump the excess horny off into her, where she can then mess with settings so she can also function as normal

what have they seen?

*melon