I hate that this makes sense

I love Bowser. I love his fat, fire-farting ass, his beautiful moobs, his roar, his laughter -- I love him. He starts a spark in me that I can't find anywhere else from anyone else. Somehow, his behavior endears him to me. Bowser is love. Bowser is life. I want him to rail me so f**king hard I can't even walk. I want him to sit on me and f**k me and make me regret my whole damn life, I love him so much. I love you Bowser. If you read this, my address is 9389 S. Carpenter Street Morton Grove, IL 60053. Visit me. I love you. 9geor3 is glorious. Glory to Bowser

Your life expectancy has decreased to 1 Day.

YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!

not another one of these

"NUT all over your school" ahh poster

LMFAOOOOO FR

the manly urge to call you a slur after you post that

Lmao

Honestly, props to whoever created this, thats impressive ngl

fr tho