MOSTLY SENATOR CHUCK SCHUMER IS ABOUT AS POPULAR AS TOENAIL FUNGUS. BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S EVEN UNPOPULAR AMONG JEWS WITH A 57% DISAPPROVAL RATING. JUST BECAUSE I INFAMOUSLY CAME OUT AGAINST DEFEATING HAMAS AFTER THEY LAUNCHED THEIR OCTOBER MASSACRE OF JEWS? DAMNED FICKLE KIKES!