Figuratively a crime. There's nothing literal about sin. What one generation considers a sin is no big deal to the next. Christians disagree on what constitutes sin (e.g., denominations differ on divorce, alcohol, or dancing).
Your little god had a fit when people carved a wooden statue and pretended it was alive. Your little god had a fit when a dude picked up some sticks on the Sabbath.
Your little god had a fit when a dude pulled out because he didn't want to impregnate his dead brother's wife.
Your little god had a fit when someone ate his magic fruit.
Your little god had no problem telling Moses to kill all the men, boys, and women but "keep the little girls for yourselves" -- wink wink.
Your little god supposedly has a fit when you masturbated this week.
Your little god has no problem with enslaving people.
Your little god commanded Israel to not covet but had them seize land that belonged to others.
Your little god says YOU can't lie, but then HE sends "lying spirits" to do his work 1 Kings 22:20-23
Your little god killed David and Bathsheba's baby but you'll excuse him for murdering an infant
Your little god intentionally hardened Pharaoh's heart ... for his own glory.
Your little god tells YOU to not act vengeful ... but then HE is vengeful Nahum 1:2
You have no leg to stand on. I can do this all day long. The BuyBull is full of places where your own little god commits the sin he says he punishes others for committing.
Your little god is a capricious asshole.