Will It Blend? That's the Question

For all of you who missed the original in 1976, this video is still floating around the Internet.
Of course it will blend.

Dark joke: what is red and spins at 423 RPM? Baby in a blender.

https://www.classichits247.com/2020/03/22/watch-the-bass-o-matic-76-with-dan-aykroyd-originally-aired-on-april-17-1976/

Don’t worry. These are tubes designed to keep babies still during a Xray