Courier

Hello. Welcome to the Underground

IM NOT NEW HERE*dies*

I thought this was an RP?

Oh. Uh yes :3

Courier: F**K YOU DUDE *flips me off* ignore that dumbass

So are you new here or have I just not met you yet?

Courier: I'm not new, I've just been at work most of the time.

Cool. So what do you do?

Courier: I’m legally required to keep that info to myself

Fair. So what do you do for fun?

Courier: nothing really. I’m sans’ cousin too. So, I guess I get the laziness from him

Makes sense

Mate: .. hah? *bro just woke up* uh... I'll take an egg McMuffin..

Courier: i… don’t work here.

Mate: .. wait, this isn't McWorldMachine's... sorry, bruv... I think I fell asleep in a broken ice cream machine...

Courier: :/ this is McDonalds wtf are you talking about-

Mate: .. well shit.. sorry, bruv, I don't really remember what's a dream and what's not anymore... happens so often... *yawn*

Courier: uh. Want a coffee? I can buy you one

Mate:.. sure, I guess.. *Their tone was filled with a sense of SLOTH.* I'll pay you back...

Courier: oh no need. It’s only 15 gold. My job pays a salary high enough.

Mate: ..makes sense... I won't press... *yawn*

Courier buys him a coffee

*They drank the coffee rather quickly, but it seemed that it was simply their nature to be slothful, as all that happened was they slouched less and held their eyes more open.* Thanks, bruv.. by the way, I'm Mate.. (sorry I'm late, I'm lazy)

Courier: ya don’t gotta tell me. I already know

Wubboc: sup

Courier: sup, wubboc. I know you don’t know my name, I know yours because of reasons I’m not permitted to tell

Courier: yeah I know, I know everyone here and their names, assuming that makes sense since I’m gaster’s relative. Anyways, I’m courier, brother of Gaster