I’m gonna lick your breasts

Wait will I get banned for not adding quote marks or a /j ?

Play with my truffula tree~
Lemme touch your brown bar-ba-loots~
i know you want my truffula fruits~
it tickles my humming-fish~
it dangles like a swomee-swan~
make me thneed daddy~
be my once-ler~
i'll be your lorax~

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speak for my tree~
lick my grickle-grass~
bigger my loads~

I want one tied up

let me stuff you

you cant unf**k the christmas turkey