The Goose Nazi

I have been personally threatened with fines and arrest, for feeding ducks and geese in NYC parks. And I don’t even think there is a valid law that bans it on the books.

Communism starts with gassing geese. And ends with gassing people.

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/nyregion/13geese.html

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/state-plans-to-reduce-geese-populations-by-two-thirds-report/1894042/?amp=1

https://nypost.com/2024/05/16/us-news/new-jersey-town-peapack-and-gladstone-borough-to-gas-geese-to-death/

https://www.nycgovparks.org/pagefiles/135/Wildlife-Feeding-Notice-of-Hearing__5c40e466107ca.pdf

You're going for a Trumpian number of outright untruths here. I salute your ambition.

It’s all true. Except the spelling of his name. Except, it’s not really illegal to feed the ducks—but communists love to lie and make up fake laws.

Do you know why there's a rule against feeding the ducks . . . because feeding them bread can kill them. Consider, for a moment, that you may not be up against Communism, but Mommunism: rules that make it safer and/or fairer for everyone.