Hope I survive

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

British food?

Come up to Scotland lmfao

As long as he avoids Govanhill he'll have a wonderful trip.

Also Ab*rdeen

Aye defo. And Easterhouse, Dundee, Perth, Greenock and Leith.

And Cumbernauld

I've wiped all memory of Cumbern*uld from my mind. I visited there one time on a train to Glasgow central and I thought I got dropped off in Silent Hill.

Also come up to Germany

In der Zukunft werde ich

Geil

Wait please don’t translate this as horny

LMFAO

WAS???💀

Ok let me explain
In German, “Geil” does mean “horny”, but it also means “lit” or “really cool” or whatever English speaking people say when they like something a lot
I meant the second definition

Ahhh lmao

Stellen Sie sich vor, die Rangers und Frankfurt würden in dieser Saison überhaupt in Europa spielen.

Sie werden sicher nicht beide in derselben Liga spielen, aber vielleicht nächstes Jahr

I wish I could

Really?

Yup

Amazing

I’ll hold safety distance

Suck my dicj

Dich

Dicj

.

hard