Drank early

I'm gonna list everything wrong with this neuron lacking imbecile.

1. his teeth looks like it got attached to a chainsaw to to grind down a green tainted glass bottle
2. he looks like he took ten times the recommended chromosomes from from his previous cell division.
3. he probably ran away from a chemistry lab from when his face alone put the cops cars in reverse.
4. if red, white, and blue are the colours of freedom then his face looks like the disgusting nerdy cousin to grey on steroids.
5. his mangled face looks like it needs to be lobotomised to look smarter.
6. he should stop eating flour just because it makes bread.

but you know all these roasts are meaningless cause his parents made the first one.

I listed the ones you forgot. Good list though

If living the High Life were a person.
He's the Man-Baby of Steven Tyler & Joe Dirt.
Dude argues he's got more chromosomes than you...proudly.
He literally has one eyebrow worth of eyebrows.
If getting a "D" in 3rd Grade English were a person.
His hair is visual representation of the Doplar Effect.
He would have acne on his face but his white blood cells are way busier with greater issues.

Austin Butler on crack

man can eat a whole corn cob in two seconds

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