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THE US AND QATAR ARE GETTING BOMBED

Bombs

Qatar was under attack

WW3

not yet bruh

Damn close.

exactly

i'm moving to switzerland

Damn.

or any other neutral country

Actually, based decision-making skills.

thanks
i just don't want to be bombed or even worse: drafted when i'm older

Same bro.

if i get drafted, ima fr kms

Dont do that

only if i get drafted

No self-unlive in this stream is permitted.
Get a dishonorable discharge! Flip off your commander!

Welp ig I'm goin to jail for life in that case

I thought you just got kicked out.
Welp.

Nope you get forced to go to war

Dammit.

Yea it sucks

This sucks ass, good thing I'm not physically fit enough to do anythinf

They'll make you fit

F*ck this sh*t bring me with you

Can we continue this in memechat

Yeah sure

On it
If Switzerland goes to war, we're goin in the dark fountain forever

F*ck this man i f*cking hate being in America lmaoooo

I'm in Europe. It's just as bad here

Damn.

I mean, it’s getting close.

it is but i hope not

Bombs, panic, promises to never die.

And GENUINE WORRY, STRESS, AND CHAOS.

Jevil: CHAOS CHA-
Me: GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE JEVIL, THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!

real

Yep.

real

bombs