Sans the topic: chat is chara cooked

Yeah

you stole his ice cream 💀

Frisk:ya dumbest thats cookie dough not ice cream

it looks like ice cream

Well it'd not

the ice cream is not ice creaming

Is that meant to mean something else?

i knew you were gonna say that 😭😭

I love making content-

Yup, you meant it! /j

I see nothing wrong with this

Also, you’re American?

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH IT!

I mean, that tub looks awfully familiar to me, and I also have one of those in the fridge as well, so I assume that you’re in America rn?

Your mom or dad can walk in while you’re eating the cookie dough.

Pfft my mom don't care what I eat or how much I eat hell she already did walk in and then she walked right back out the room

She's probably locating the nearest missionary to deal with that delicious trickery you made.

I HEREBY EXORCIZE THE COOKIE DOUGH DEMON! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU VILE CREATURE, BEGONE!

Nice.

i wanna eat that so bad 🙏

Real

Salmonella and the diabetus

fr

All joking aside, I would eat that as a meal, calories, sugar, and nutrients be damned.

New Boss Monster approaches

sans: anyone like my blue jacket that my grandma got for me
frisk: hey wheres cookie monster
sans grandma: idk i guess he disappered
sans jacket