1. I am corny newgen
2. I start drama on a daily basis
3. I have no self control
4. I ban people who annoy me
5. I frequently post horrendous things and call it ragebait
6. I saturn OG users 8 times a week
7. I support diarrhea posting
8. I fw SiberianKiss, Dawn and SillyMemus
9. I make my hyperfixations my meaning of life and my life itself
10. I will ban John America for no reason; Top 10 reasons on why I should have moderator status