I want her to bite me.

She is also Christian

Nice.
I want my girl to be Catholic, and have the same political views as i do.

No

I won, now I can legally cook and eat her

You do realize she’s innocent

I don’t care, at that age, I’m putting her out of her misery so no predators take her

Why don’t you just protect her?

Because I’m a cannibal

It's honestly not that hard but...

Why my friend?

So she can’t bite me

looks like i found mike tyson's shy student