Reporting as ordered.

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!
how was the faaaaaalll?

hello new user

Ah, you made it here? Wonderful bruh!

Welcome to the understream!

Welcome to the Underground!

How was the fall?

I must still be falling cuz I haven't gone SPLAT yet

For those that don't know.. this is what summoned a few others.. 9wy75m.jpg (click to show)

WELCOME how was the falllllll

- - - - - * s p l at *

Oh your fine that happened to me a couple weeks ago :D but I was a liquid solid so your fine unless your solid flesh then uh someone get him a doctor

*is alive.. probably can't chew solid food tho*

hmmmmm doc, can we fix this (put hand on shoulder), "probably" human?

/j

oh no you dont (grabs you and takes you to talk somewhere) look if we fix this human we can get some determination yk? fresh right out of the batch

The date reads 17 of March, 1657… will it work?

hmmmm i would use the one that i have that's from last year but lets try yours :D

*Gives you the antidote*

lets see if this works

What... Wait what year is it?

Was that a suppository? The hell...

Right.. and how do we fix up the human?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh ik (searches through bag of random goods that get reset and randomised every day) hmmmmm there should be an antidote some where in here

(Takes out an antidote) I have one. This bag can fit stuff larger than the bag itself.

-coughs up some determination-.. aah ah..ow

oh ok lets see the date

Yeah you might want to check on them

Uhhhh….

Oh great well now we got another zombie

Yep

wtf is going on here

Uhhhhhh
Nothing

Do you did love it~

no??~

*kisses you and runs away*

(///0_0///)

Oh my god, you loved that fr?~

that was an annoyed "great", and maybe flustered...~

Hehehehe~

great...~

I can tell you are melting rn~

no im not...~

*hugs you*~

*hugs back*~ :3

I love you~

Yeah you did siwwy~

d-definitely not...~

*boops your nose* oh suuuuuuureeee~

ooh god..~

You’re melting aren’t ya~

no...~