Because bread tastes better than key

Bread taste better then key

Key taste worse than bread

Bread sounds like bed; key rhymes with die.

Both rhyme with Grug

The only word that is not an extrema partial rhyme of some other word is silence aka no reply.

Damnit1!!1!1!1!1!1

Because he was starving, so he chose to stay in jail just to fulfill his hunger.

Because its the wrong key

Because bread tastes better than key

bread tastes better than key

Because he can grab the key as soon as he eats; he doesn't want to escape on an empty stomach.

Because bread tastes better than key