im surprised more of you arent more angry at me

religion is beautiful

despite being atheist, i agree.
religion provides morals and something you can stand by, aka comfort.

i’m also not religious (but still believe in the existence of god) and i agree with you

and if god isnt real, boy did i feel good praying

good for you!

If you're happy, so am I.

well see its a first person shooter so the experience is simpler in terms of buttons i mean just aim shoot crouch move and reload or switch weapons

i mean true
but like i fumble crouch and sprint frequently (normally ctrl and shift respectively)

if you use a controller set to the tactical control scheme this shouldnt be an issue

damn
cool

i get the idea you didnt understand.

yeah i really dont
the last shooter game i played was like last year

on a standard controller layout there are two analog sticks, two bumpers and two triggers. you said you often fumbled crouch and sprint often; in a "tactical" control scheme (the second most popular behind the default control scheme) crouching is clicking the right analog stick and sprinting is clicking the left.

i play on my laptop tho

get a controller for your laptop and if you seek to play a shooter game with partial controller support (i.e., lacking auto aim, for a version of a game not designed for controller) get a controller companion

the entire reason i play on laptop is bexause i dont like controllers

THEN WHY DO YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT FUMBLING HOTKEYS

BECAUSE I MESS UP SHIFT AND CONTROL

are your hands tiny or smth

idk
maybe
but like
4/5 fingers are on wasd
1/5 is on a different hotkey
which key do i sacrifice for shift/control

why are there *four* fingers on wasd
youre supposed to use *three*
put your pinky on shift/ctrl, your ring finger on a, your middle finger on w and your forefinger on d
and your middle finger will switch between w and s when necessary

that actually makes sense
i should try that

yeah no when I read how you had your keys I was like "what the f**k"
cuz everyone I've seen before has their pinky on shift and their first three fingers on AWD

actually the more i think about it
i definitely use AWD
the pinky is just kinda there

it would have to be incredibly small if it couldn't reach shift

it can
just feels weird

bee if you were here id hug you in the most platonic way possible

<3

bee youre literally so bzz bzz

ada you're amazing

wanna play mw2019 gunfight while eating potato wedges

idk what mw2019 is but sure
anything is better with friends

a call of duty game
my second favorite one

oh neat
are you good at it?

i hold my own but im not amazing at it
i can give you good performance with most weapons

very cool
i kinda suck at fighting games
i always fumble my hotkeys

i dont mean to interrupt but i’m no better at fighting games, unless i play mario, kirby or dk in smash bros i have no f**king idea what i’m doing and just press random buttons

oh i suck at smash bros
i play villager and drop bowling balls or spam until i win or lose

I couldn't be angry at you, your just so nice. Ik you said your not but I just cant look at you that way

people say hitler was just as charismatic

Ok you got me

yuh huh
one of myworst problems is being persistently argumentative

wanna come over and play mario kart world when i get my switch 2???

couldnt hurt