who can RELATE!?!?!?!?!?

if i say anything ill be publicly executed by both sides

what

I'm exclusively the second one, f**king dumbass

I think it's time we go outside for a little bit, okay? Go take your meds and sit outside grandpa

billy i swear! i swear to the lord the shark girl is real! she cuddled me in my sleep and patted me on the head i swear!

Alright grandpa, whatever you say.. now back into the nursing home