Those who worship me shall be... Duly rewarded.

hey you’re not god where’s the man himself from ye olde bibble 😦

dumbass you’re mocking religion

hey God can you smite this woman please

Why would Zeus smite me? hez my friend.

no he isn’t
God told me that Lucifer was even constructing a tenth layer of hell for you specifically

Lucifer? You mean Hades? Nah that dudes pretty chill. Probably the nicest of the Olympic Gods (apart from me ofc)

the Olympic Gods are the cousins of Jesus, you ain’t a damn god

Jesus was a mortal man.

but he came back

No he didn't.

yes he did

also don’t even think about deleting my comments so you can make it seem like you proved a point

Why would I delete your comments? They make you look like a fool and deleting them would just be detrimental to my argument. People can't come back from the dead. Souls do not exist. That's all unscientific and pure fantasy.