She hasn’t slept in ages

slasher movie

Okay but imagine a slasher movie where nothing the killer does will harm the victim
Like she keeps getting stabbed and shot but she is completely unharmed

SpongeBob x Friday the 13th
Jason is subdued by being just tossed into the ocean in the middle of nowhere..
..into Bikini Bottom

The girl is stabbed in the stomach, she glares at Joel, she doesn’t appear to be hurt at all

it's in her primordial fat underbelly that all cats have
It just wraps around the knife

Huh I just thought it was the bulletproof vest she always wears under her shirt

nope
cats also can fall from great heights because they do a maneuver that makes them more flat and parachute basically

Oh wow that’s cool

Yeah
Most small animals like squirrels do this

I didn’t know how powerful her cat abilities were

more than you could ever think of

Sorry, thats me on the bottom, im holding a feather as a nice gift

Ohhhh… I thought that was Joel on his way to kill her…

"Keep the smile, lose the knife, kid."

But how else is he going to stab people?

With his mind