Really Great Wall, Folks

Aah , poor baby , did your boyfriend get deported ?

Ah well not quite but might as well have been. Bae got as far as the border and couldn't resist those damn tacos. Never made it across the Wall. He had no chance. So damn delicious. How is anyone ever supposed to make it through now? I hope Trump is happy for ruining my relationship. 😠💔

Btw that meme of yours is a repost which is technically against the rules (comment replies might be a legal grey area so I'll need to consult my meme lawyers). Anyway I'll let you off when you invite me to the pool party. You provide the hot tub, BBQ and tacos. I'll bring the beer, some burgers and extra salt for the fries. (Don't worry: I've been saving my tears for months so there should be plenty to go round. It's gonna be epic.🧂🎉)

Feel free to flag it , this one's a "repost" too

Oh you want me to flag your comment? Well I don't normally do that kind of thing actually (not here to report people – where's the fun in that?). Plus snitches get stitches. But sure thing, since you asked so nicely. Here ya go. 😎 If you see a rainbow it's good luck. And yeah, ikr? Tell me about it. Don't even get me started on my no-good cheating jackass of an ex who voted Republican. Two-timing SOB. 🤬 Some guys can be such jerks. 😑

This one probably makes you cry even harder

That one? That looks like the US flag. I've seen a fair few in my time. I don't have any feeling towards it either way but it's quite pretty. We make all our flags into underpants and toilet paper as a token of respect. 🤣 Would you like me to send you an Amazon link? They're pretty good value. Lots of different flags to choose from to suit any taste or budget. 💪

and you invited your imaginary friend

Is this some sort of joke I'm supposed to get?