Alr, first move to Canada and start working out and practicing endurance. Second, join the CAF to work your way to jtf2 (that's why you were practicing endurance). Then propose an assassination of a few Russian politicians and since jtf2 is literally spy from tf2 they'll have no idea who did it. Because of that they'll blame the states but it wasn't the states so it will cause ww3. Then you'll get deployed for a few months or years, in the CAF members are not taxed while deployed. Boom no more taxes for now. Then, withdrawal all your money, pretend to go missing in battle so you can escape to Switzerland and still be ranking in that un-taxed 72k per year while chilling under a new identity. Genius
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