bro did every crime in the world-

what the [[REDACTED]]..?

note: i took this from a random site
THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE

its real tho-

what-

Ik it’s a joke Epsical, but System WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY REAL!

dude he almost committed the worst crimes in history whats a few child [[CENSORED]] gonna do-

Ash wouldnt be surprised lmao

nothing

lmao

WHAT THE F**K IS THAT 10TH ONE

I JUST TOOK IT FROM A RANDOM SITE-

Oh ok

"Hi fellow feline"
Ash: ... How many fish are there-

I'm a CAT as well

Ash: ... You look a fish-

How?

Ash: Fins.

(Wait are you talking about me or Anchor, because I'm talking about myself)

(Anchor lol)

.........oh

Ash: Idiot.

LMFAOOOOOOOO

CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?

dont ask i just took it from a random site-

EXCUSE ME?!

DONT TAKE IT SERIOSLY

GOD F**KING DAMIT-

It's on the list! Look at it!

ITS A FUCING-
thats it im removing the image before i sleep.

it MIGHT be true-

muhehehehehhehehe

System.

what? hes evil

its true-

anyway how is maskter not so evil-

He doesn’t have frigging [DATA EXPUNGED]!!!

Maskter is just sadistically evil! He’s not demented or something!

Ash: I apologize, I do not have bones. Now, would you like to...
*Ash brings out a red, suspiciously glowing shape: a star*
Ash: ... take this? There's SOMEONE who I know would love to see you keep this in your house, don't you agree?

Fish: you tryin to sell me drogs or something? Ash, it’s time to cook is it now? I may not know what you are talking about, but I don’t deal with strangers

Ash: I AM red, if you haven't seen, dear friend. Now, let's go and hang out in a playground, shall we? You would love it.

Fish: a playground made out of your bones is all the better for me. Provide me with that, and you have a deal

Ash: Why should I eat you when I can use one of my precious little toys on you? If it doesn't work, I know SOMEONE who you would LOVE to see me play with.

Fish: I’m not going to pleasure a mangy cat like yourself Ashes. I’ll paint you red!

wait really?
also why does the pancake have eye-

Uhh… that is not a pancake….

Ash: Ah, the usual Fish behavior. Think about it, you're a fish, I'm a cat. What should I do?

Fish: Eat me and I’ll give you indigestion from lead paint poisoning. I’ll tear my way from inside or from your redacted area!

Hi fellow feline

Ash: Oh, look, 26th machine, explosives-

*fish revives*
You sir, should not get involved! Eat moss, go touch grass, drink some water! Your crimes are beyond human comprehension!

Ash committed almost every crime imaginable-

*fish has exploded*

*Ash looks "hurt", but he smiles anyway*
Ash: Oh, you don't want to take this gift I gave you? Why do you consider me a stranger? I thought we were FRIENDS.

DON'T YOU DARE MAKE IT CANON!

no promises.

Bruh! Fish literally revived themselves just to tell you not to! Bro farmed a totem of undying to spot this potential even from being canon. Besides... its not very sigma of you to make it canon.

Ash is still gonna commit every crime known to humanity-

Chris Hansen will stop em

whats a preditor

A predator but mispelt.

Ash is not only a predator bro 🙏

I knew it! He does tax evasion too!

who the fu-

Well Chris knows how To Catch a Preditor.

... how did you kno-

He didn't mention doing his taxes!

why tf would a torture psychopath pay taxes-

Because... everyone is scared of the IRS

i dont think Ash is

That's because he hasn't met them yet.

ong all of his stuff is illegal 🙏

he has 24 torture machines to use on them-

He's gonna need more. Which would make the electric company shut down his operations for not paying those bills too.

*MC doesn't break through the wall* (if you're more active on the stream you'll know what i'm talking about)

Yes. The walls open for them.

BRUH

🤣 What's with the yelling?

That's my phrase bruh! :)

Ohhh! Okay! I assumed I said something out of pocket like it having some offensive double meaning I didn't pick up. Lol.

lol

ITS A F**KING JOKE

im watching child po rn

kung Fu panda

yes

maybe-