Trust me I can cook

ZEUS'S HEART ATTACK

Spread a mix of Peanut butter and/or pistachio butter + some Marshmallow fluff onto 2 pieces of bread, then make them into a sandwich

Then fill a frying pan with like howtobasic amounts of butter, let it melt a tiny bit and spread it across the pan so it has a nice thin-thick coat of butter but not enough to drown the sandwich

Then after one side gets cooked, flip it and let it fry like that again

Then put it on a plate, put a slice of butter on top and put whipped cream around it

Enjoy.

the extra slice of butter killing me

"WEAPON OF CHOICE" SNACK MIX

don't be shocked by the tone of my voice!
Here's the recipe!

Funyuns (original)
Goldfish
Puffcorn (butter flavor, specifically Chester's brand)
Sour cream and onion pringles

LITERAL CREAM SODA

Get your favorite soda, mix with heavy whipping cream, then if anything curdles just strain it out into another glass.

ZANY ASS WATER

Large Bowl of water
Splash of vanilla extract
Can of sprite
A horrid amount of ice

Mix all that together

Then leave a banana peel with some of the banana still attached in there for 3 minutes then take it out

Bam. Zany Ass water. Drink up, bitches

Deez Donutz

Just add water pancake batter, instead of making batter, make dough, pop it in the air fryer for about 10 minutes, drizzle with chocolate syrup and cinnamon sugar and sprinkles

ULTIMATE WINTER DRINK

You need to make some normal hot cocoa, add alot of whipped cream, add a graham cracker, put a sour patch kids marshmallow on that graham cracker, add normal mini marshmallows, add chocolate sauce, add 2 jolly ranchers, add some pop rocks.
There. Enjoy it ya bastard.

DENTAL CAVITY AMALGAMATION / ULTIMATE SUMMER DRINK (this is a dairy Queen order, not really a recipe)

cherry slushy
chocolate fudge
chocolate ice cream
cherry ice cream dip
sprinkles
cherry

THE STAY PUFT

Whole bag of Jumbo marshmallows
Whole container of Marshmallow fluff
Lucky charms marshmallows
S'mores cereal

Grease a baking tray, put it in, then put it in the oven til it all melts, then take it out and let it set until it solidifies

Enjoy

SPICE OF ARRAKIS

LOTS of cinnamon sugar
Yogurt
Graham cracker crust

Pour the cinnamon sugar yogurt mixture into the graham cracker crust.

Enjoy.

YOO

i’m sobbing no way he made this ugly ass drawing and was proud of it