Howdy, the Engineer's in the field!
Farm boy charm, with a megaton yield!
I've got a cranium,
Laced with uranium,
Dispense your offense, with the weapons I wield!
I'm hot stuff!
'Cause I've a hundred degrees!
So, if you boil my blood
You'll get burned on Steam!
I'm over-qualified
To leave you nullified
And tan your sorry hide
You better run and hide
Or die by my machines!
Just a friendly Engie,
Preventing entry
With a deadly sentry!
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ
Is my kill count!
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