I went mushroom picking in a forest once. I cooked and ate them, and found myself being chased by 3 horny T-rexes until the effect wore off and I found myself naked in the bathroom
This one time i got up to go to the bathroom, and i didn't bother turning on the light so it doesn't blind me, and i went pee in the toilet, but instead of hearing normal water noises, i heard "mmm tasty"; Then i woke up in the basement and realized i accidently cooked and ate the wrong mushrooms.