I’m quite possibly 5

you're defo 4, c, !

I’m going to find your home, break down your door, and rip your organs out of your body

sounds hot

Don’t you realise that’s murder

I know

So tell me
If I used a super advanced machine to turn you into a shoelace
Would you find it hot?

turn me into a doorstopper instead

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