HIS MAJESTY, KING CHARLES, SAID OF CANADA, "IT’S THE “UNCEDED TERRITORY OF THE ALGONQUIN ANISHINAABEG PEOPLE.” NOW SOME OF HIS HIS SUBJECTS ARE CALLING HIM A “WANKER.”; FIRST, CHARLES HAS ALWAYS BEEN A WANKER. SECOND, CONSIDERING THAT HE AND HIS ROYAL FAMILY CONSPIRED TO HAND BRITAIN OVER TO INVADING HORDES OF MUSLIMS, HE'S HARDLY ONE TO TALK ABOUT OWNERSHIP LEGITIMACY.